The Shady Collective
An Elemental Popup Venues Franchise
Desserts Cafe
Burgers & Beer
Late Night Dimsum
Mad King's Hoard
The Wild Sparrow
Welcome to our desserts cafe! Come chat, relax and enjoy some sweet treats ♥
Tonberry | Goblet | Ward 17
Subdivision Apartments, Room 9
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Crazy Jack's
Diners
Bad Music, Microwaved Burgers and Stale Booze.
Why are you even here?
Kujata | Mist | Ward 13 | Topmast Rm 30
Come in, sit anywhere. Watch out for the rust.
And the splinters.We have food (only one type). Take it or leave it.We have boooooze. Not sure if they're expired.
Not that a little expired drink ever killed anyone.
RULES!!!!
No consumption of food and drinks not from the diner,
or the boss will shoot you.
No refunds if you dont like the food or drinks.
You may bard but only if you ask for permission.
Flirt with the boss at your own risk.
The Boss
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The Mad King's Hoard
In the warded cave sits a mad king on his cursed throne.
Tonberry | Empyreum | Ward 14 | Plot 22 | Room 3
Step into his realm, and you stand facing his treasure hoard.
Glittering, shiny riches for the taking...
~Will you make a grab for the coins?
Will you challenge him for his treasures?
Will you attempt to rouse the silent king?
Is he even alive...?
!! What is this/ How to play? !!****
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The Mad King's Hoard
Remember this guy?
For those who has never played Neopets (where have you been?!), this is a for-fun remake of the Snowager Cave from the browser game's (rigged) lucky draw mini game.~Each visitor is allowed to choose one of the follow actions:
Choose wisely, you only have 1 chance each (opening) day.*
Choice 1: Attempt to steal a treasure
Roll a /random 100. Obtaining >50 will net you a prize,
with the prizes getting better the higher the value.*
Choice 2: Challenge the Mad King
You like risks? Take on a Deathroll challenge against the Mad King;
Of course, you will need to place your own riches on the line...
(Max bet 300k)*
Choice 3: Butter him up-?! (RP)
Want a better chance at those prizes?
Try convincing him to give up his treasures;
Bribe, sweet talk, coerce, scam, attack, anything is fair game :3
Successful attempts will change the winning range of your treasure rolls.
Modified range: No Minions, more chance of Gils.~
| Base | Modified | Prize Category |
|---|---|---|
| 0-50 | 0 | The Mad King Attacks You |
| 51-70 | 0 | Random Minion |
| 71-90 | 1-60 | Random Treasure (10k~50k) |
| 91-99 | 61-95 | 100 000 Gils |
| 100 | 96-100 | 300 000 Gils |
| 69* | 69* | Secret Prize |
*For a 69 roll you may choose between taking the minion or the secret prize...
Which will only be revealed to one who manages to roll the number.
~Pssssst- Now, now. We are in the era of pay-to-gacha gaming... So here's the deal.
For a small price of only 50k(!!) you can buy another attempt if you already fobbed your free try for the day...
(This is most definitely not a gil scam heheheheheh)
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The Shady SiuMai
Completely Legit, Definitely Not Suspicious, Late Night Dimsum
Tonberry | Shirogane | Ward 15 | Plot 12
Siu Mai
7000 gil
Best Dimsum.
Seven(!) in one basket.
Lo Mai Gai
2500 gil
Sticky Rice wrap in Fragrant Leaf.
Shark Fin
20 000 gil
Real Shark. Really. Sustainably sourced.
Tako Yaki
3000 gil
Not really Dimsum.
But Uncle like to Eat.
Frog Legs
2500 gil
Confirm fresh.
But wont jump, dont worry.
Teh O
1000 gil
Hot tea no Milk.
Want add Milk must add 500 gil.
Uncle Shade
Come from Small Town in corner of Far East.
Speaks a mix of weird Dialect and Common.
Not very polite. But can Cook.
Just come and see Uncle and buy Food la.
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Disclaimer: Uncle Shade is completely fictional and very very politically incorrect. He's basically everything wrong with the internet. Interact with him at your own risk.