The Wild Sparrow
Welcome to our desserts cafe! Come chat, relax and enjoy some sweet treats ♥
Tonberry | Goblet | Ward 17
Subdivision Apartments, Room 9

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Crazy Jack's
Diners
Bad Music, Microwaved Burgers and Stale Booze.
Why are you even here?
Kujata | Mist | Ward 13 | Topmast Rm 30

Come in, sit anywhere. Watch out for the rust.
And the splinters.We have food (only one type). Take it or leave it.We have boooooze. Not sure if they're expired.
Not that a little expired drink ever killed anyone.
RULES!!!!
No consumption of food and drinks not from the diner,
or the boss will shoot you.
No refunds if you dont like the food or drinks.
You may bard but only if you ask for permission.
Flirt with the boss at your own risk.
The Boss
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The Mad King's Hoard
In the warded cave sits a mad king on his cursed throne.
Tonberry | Empyreum | Ward 14 | Plot 22 | Room 3

Step into his realm, and you stand facing his treasure hoard.
Glittering, shiny riches for the taking...
~Will you make a grab for the coins?
Will you challenge him for his treasures?
Will you attempt to rouse the silent king?
Is he even alive...?
!! What is this/ How to play? !!****
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The Mad King's Hoard
Remember this guy?

For those who has never played Neopets (where have you been?!), this is a for-fun remake of the Snowager Cave from the browser game's (rigged) lucky draw mini game.~Each visitor is allowed to choose one of the follow actions:
Choose wisely, you only have 1 chance each (opening) day.*
Choice 1: Attempt to steal a treasure
Roll a /random 100. Obtaining >50 will net you a prize,
with the prizes getting better the higher the value.*
Choice 2: Challenge the Mad King
You like risks? Take on a Deathroll challenge against the Mad King;
Of course, you will need to place your own riches on the line...
(Max bet 300k)*
Choice 3: Butter him up-?! (RP)
Want a better chance at those prizes?
Try convincing him to give up his treasures;
Bribe, sweet talk, coerce, scam, attack, anything is fair game :3
Successful attempts will change the winning range of your treasure rolls.
Modified range: More chance of Gils!~
Base | Modified | Prize Category |
---|---|---|
0-50 | 0 | The Mad King Attacks You |
51-90 | 1-60 | Random Treasure (10-30k) |
91-99 | 61-95 | 100 000 Gils |
100 | 96-100 | 300 000 Gils |
69* | 69* | Secret Prize |
*For a 69 roll you may choose between taking the gils or the secret prize...
Which will only be revealed to one who manages to roll the number.
~Pssssst- Now, now. We are in the era of pay-to-gacha gaming... So here's the deal.
For a small price of only 50k(!!) you can buy another attempt if you already fobbed your free try for the day...
(This is most definitely not a gil scam heheheheheh)
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The Chatter Box
Tonberry Empyreum Ward 14 Plot 22
Random Opening
Chatter: verb
to talk for a long time about things that are not important
Find it hard to say Hello? Not good at keeping conversations?
Or are you a chatterer that worries about taking up too much of your friends' time?
The Chatter Box might just be the place for you. Just pop in and see if there are anyone around up for a chatter!
We use a color system to indicate if we would like to chatter:Blue Zones means that you are up for some chatter
Yellow Zones are for shy ones who prefers to be approached
Pink Zones if you are looking for some RP chatter
Green zones for those who prefers to be left alone
Remember, all chatter have to be SFW~
If anyone is caught or reported for causing discomfort to other guests with deviant behaviors, we will have to ask you to leave!
Chatter Pals on duty will always be available for chatter unless they are already occupied. Chatter Pals on duty will also grab you some refreshments and snacks from the pantry, if you request for any (politely!).
Interested in being part of the Chatterbox? If you are a natural chatterbot, we welcome you to be one of our Chatter Pals!
Our Chatter Pals
Blue banner Pals are up for Casual Chatter, Pink banners are RP Chatter Pals, and those with both colors are up for either kind of chatter.
Shade V.
Shana V.
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The Shady SiuMai
Completely Legit, Definitely Not Suspicious, Late Night Dimsum
Tonberry | Lavender Beds | Ward 22
Lily Hills Apartment | Room 43


Siu Mai
7000 gil
Best Dimsum.
Seven(!) in one basket.

Lo Mai Gai
2500 gil
Sticky Rice wrap in Fragrant Leaf.

Shark Fin
20 000 gil
Real Shark. Really. Sustainably sourced.

Fried Rice
5000 gil
Uncle's Fried Rice. Legit overnight Rice Cooked in Wok.

Frog Legs
2500 gil
Confirm fresh.
But wont jump, dont worry.

Teh O
1000 gil
Hot tea no Milk.
Want add Milk must add 500 gil.

Uncle Shade
Come from Small Town in corner of Far East.
Speaks a mix of weird Dialect and Common.
Not very polite. But can Cook.
Just come and see Uncle and buy Food la.
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Disclaimer: Uncle Shade is completely fictional and very very politically incorrect. He's basically everything wrong with the internet. Interact with him at your own risk.